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Gavin's Struggle to Remain Interesting · Jun 26, 05:36 PM
Utah’s Gayest Bar No Longer a Secret
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my sister made this badboy in Broderbund’s Paint Shop Pro or something
With my pimphand strong from constant stroking of the scene’s metaphorical wiener, I forwarded that out of town promoter’s suggestions and ideas to the trashbin with an enthusiastic “Click.” After a close call while investigating the local underground scene, however; I decided to travel the path of least resistance. I was accosted in a local underground parking lot (ironically) by Asian gang members, they had katana blades, I think they were Asian. “THAT’S SO RAVEN!” I screamed as they cut me to near ribbons with their locally made and manufactured blades and later refusing to be interviewed. Local underground enthusiasts like these don’t seem to understand the unlimited local power of the underground Gavinverse. Sometimes, as I gaze at my reflection during my semi-weekly shave, transforming myself into an Esper, soaring above the cities underground, I search. Combing the shadows for that one groundbreaking, out of control interview. As I look to the West I see the rescinding flames of dusk, the phoenix rising from daylights fallen embers beyond the vanity, and from it’s ashes: A shaving lubricant locally known as “Barbasol.”
Gavin: Barbasol, you have been in the local shaving scene for some time now, but were manufactured in Dublin, Ohio. You appeared in several commercials in the late nineties, and even sister Dottie Dixon, a local alternative celebrity faux character from the underground scene in Salt Lake City’s underground nightlife elite makes numerous references to your connection with the LDS alternative contempory underground missionary scene. Tell us a little about that?
BBS: Beard Buster BARBASOL, thick & rich shaving cream. Original.
Gavin: So how is it you came to be such a household name in the Utah local shaving scene?
BBS: Barbasol Original Shave Cream’s rich, thick lather moisturizes and lubricates even the toughest beard for a clean, close, comfortable shave. Its special formula and quality ingredients make Barbasol Beard Buster America’s premium shave cream.
Gavin: If you remember our last blog interview what seems like forever ago, well in retrospect I think its safe to say that you were struggling under the pressure, is that right?
BBS: Contents under pressure. Do not puncture or incinerate. Do not heat for warm lather or any other purpose. Do not keep where temperature will exceed 110 degrees. Keep out of reach of children.
Gavin: Ha ha, Oh we will. Do you have any other advice for the readers out there in the local Utah underground nightlife shaving and alternative missionary buzzword web jazz producer bicycle scene who are interested in a close, comfortable shave?
BBS: Wash face with warm water. Leave Wet. 2. Shake can and hold upright. 3. Press top to release lather. For best results use gentle strokes with a sharp razor to avoid irritation. Rinse the blade often during shaving.
Gavin: Anything else you want to plug?
BBS: www.barbasol.com
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